Mitch Pic

Read Full Post »

Do we have Dumb Kids?

Hey all,
Just read an article on Strollerderby (one of my favorites websites) titled, “Are Kids in the U.S. and U.K. the World’s Dummies?”
Some interesting statistics if you’re into that sort of thing.
The most important thing I got from this article was: “Experts in the U.K. fault computer games, a decline in reading at home, and [...]

Read Full Post »

The Americans With No Abilities Act

Thank you ”Ma G” for this timely news update!
WASHINGTON, DC-
Congress is considering sweeping legislation which will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.
 
“Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not [...]

Read Full Post »

The Future of Guilt…

Hey all,
I read a funny strip in the comics this morning (doing…um…blog research….) the punchline went something like:
“When I was your age we had to walk ten miles to get on the internet…”
Obviously a jab at the age-old aphormism, “I had to walk n-miles to school…barefoot…in the snow…”
Now, I grew up with a mother who really did [...]

Read Full Post »

My International Audience!

Hey all,
Okay, so I’ve got this really cool widget on the main page of this blog, called, “ClustrMap.” It show folks that have visited this blog from all over the world.
We’re getting a ton of hits recently from Europe, Africa, South America and lots of places around the globe, but all of the comments I’m seeing [...]

Read Full Post »

New PerryPerkinsBooks Website!

Hey boys and girls…
Just wanted to let you know that I’ve done a big edit on the PerryPerkinsBooks website.
I’m trying a blog format, as it’s so easy to update and for readers to make comments.
Check it out!: www.perryperkinsbooks.com
-Perk

Read Full Post »

Caption Contest Winner & New Pics

Okay…
We had a number of great entries in the “Princess Gracie Caption Contest” as well as several that sucked like an atomic Hoover… (we won’t mention any names of course…*cough* DINANNA *cough*)
Still, after hours of agonizing, deliberating, and seeking much counsel (plus a few minutes to actually read your entries…) We have a TIE!
Soooo…we’re going [...]

Read Full Post »

Princess Gracie Caption Contest…

Okay…okay…people are getting snarky because I haven’t posted recent pictures of the princess.
So, here’s one I took on our road-trip this last weekend.

Write me a caption for this picture, post it in the comments section below, and the one I like best will get a cool prize (…don’t ask, I don’t know yet.)
Thanks!
-Perry
PS – I’ll [...]

Read Full Post »

Oregon DMV Fraud and my .02 seconds of fame..

Okay,
So first, watch this video: http://www.katu.com/news/specialreports/11037161.html?video=YHI&t=a
That’s my pastor, Doug Fairrington.
My connection? I was with him the day that his phone rang and his wife told him, “I’ve just been robbed!” We went to the bank together to make sure she was okay.
My input? “Tow truck drivers” and “Low-life sleeze balls”…an oxymoron folks! DMV?…ranks just slightly [...]

Read Full Post »

Perry & Gracie…2037

…and let the mocking begin…
-Perk

Read Full Post »