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IS THERE NO JUSTICE?

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Okay, that last post was fairly serious, let us now return to the inane… 

Schwarzenegger Not Likely To PardonParis Hilton 

Good lord…there are actually living, breathing, carbon-based life forms out there who are gathering signatures to coerce California’s governor to “pardon” Princess Paris of her 45 day sentence for violating her drunk-driving probation!  

To quote one of my many heroes… 

People eat blood sausage…people are morons.” – Phil the Weatherman 

If there were ever someone who really NEEDED to be forced to clean toilets with her tongue (not that I’m saying there is…)  

‘Course, this IS Paris we’re talking about, so it might not be a new experience…

-Perk 

PS – Dave Barry’s blog has some funny comments on this.

My favorite: “she should be deported back to her home planet after her jail sentence.” 

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11 thoughts on “IS THERE NO JUSTICE?

  1. Acerbic Villian on said:

    That’s Hawt!

  2. Acerbic Villain on said:

    I know I likely won’t offend anyone with “half a brain” (I mean if Paris just happens to be reading this blog. Yes, I’m talking about you dear…)

    Commenting on Paris Hilton’s whole life is a bit like throwing rocks at the broad side of the barn.

    However, I will endeavor to comment all the same.

    These celebutards that have the charmed, spoiled life (Like Paris) or even the ones that rise to fame-dom (is that a word?) through repeated public exposure of their boobs (Pamela, Perry), are fodder for a few supporting arguments for mandatory sterilization. As I recall, Pamela “DDD-cup” Anderson has already procreated, so… too late there.

    Perhaps they can put something in the water at the prison.

    Seriously, why do we care? I hate that I find myself wanting to know about this “case.” I enjoy the witty banter I hear on the “drive-time” radio programs where they mock her and her kind, but for some weird reason, I still end up listening in, and then, when I get home, looking up on CNN.com to see if she’s going to get the orange jumpsuit after-all. *sigh*

    This ‘train-wreck’ phenomenon reminds me of the opening sequence in the movie “Idiocracy.” Paying undue attention to stuff like this is probably only contributing to the dumbing down of our world as a whole.

    Here’s what I see our future holds: “Next on the violence channel… it’s a whole new episode of ‘Ow my balls!’ ”

    *sigh*

  3. Acerbic Villain,

    You are the wind beneath my wings.

    -Perk

  4. Dinana on said:

    Paris Hilton is my hero!

    There Perry, are you happy???

  5. Acerbic Villain on said:

    22 days and counting before she officially gets incarcerated!

  6. PARIS UPDATE:

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18676227/

    Breaks the heart huh?

    I wonder how much THAT guy gets paid to be her shill?

    Makes you look back fondly to the days of when you could put folks in the stocks for a week in public square.

    -Perk

    ps – In all fairness, I don’t know why Paris engenders such animosity in me. Prob’ly reminds of the the cheerleader princesses who wouldn’t talk to me in highschool, lol.

  7. Acerbic Villain on said:

    You’re having trouble explaining WHY Paris brings out the “angry Perry” in you?

    Well, it might be the fact that she is clearly a few peas short of a caserole, or a few buttons missing on her remote control, a few fries short of a happy meal, she couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel, etc… heh… God Bless Weird Al.

    Anyway, I digress.

    Well, to help you define the “why”: she is clearly an uneducated, over accommodated, unintelligent, over privileged snot-nosed brat who makes it very clear that she doesn’t like having to live by the rules you and I do.

    She drove drunk, got caught, drove again on a suspended license, got caught AGAIN. I may have missed some detail there.

    She has avoided, whined and complained about having to be responsible for the products of her vestigial decision-making abilities.

    All through this, she appears to have none of the stresses WE have to deal with daily. She is very very well off, has no problem covering her monetary needs. She publicly indulges in drunken debauchery and encourages others to do so.

    She’s a train-wreck of a person. She’s a boil on the butt of society.

    Her looks (as much as they are) will fade completely soon and all that will be left of her ugliness showing through from the inside.

    …. in my opinion.

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  9. Acerbic Villain on said:

    BREAKING NEWS:

    Local economists expect the alcohol, birth control and STD-treatment industries in the Southern California area to be hit the hardest during this 45-day period. The governor may need to intervene after all.

    More to come…

  10. Acerbic Villain on said:

    She’s incarcerated now! YEEEEHAW!

    Cue: “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” music from Wizard of Oz.

    🙂

    – av

  11. And…the world already feels like a better place…

    -Perk

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