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Awesomest Headline!

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Not that this article is particularly interesting, thrilling, or even very funny, but with a title like this, it MUST be shared…

CNN ARTICLE

I’m thinking of the poor EMT’s who got this one…

EMT 1: “Quick, this guy needs mouth-mouth!”

EMT 2: “Um…”

-Perk

PS – Paris Update Here.

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4 thoughts on “Awesomest Headline!

  1. Mary Lou on said:

    So which one of your cousins will be telling this story at your next family reunion?
    I know, I know he was only the life guard for this little kiddie pool.

  2. Acerbic Villain on said:

    Psh… Don’t knock it ’till you’ve tried it!

    😉

  3. Acerbic Villain on said:

    Quote: “The worker who fell under the feces was airlifted to Bay State Medical Center in Springfield, but was talking with paramedics and did not appear to have life-threatening injuries…” aside from the obvious…

    HE WAS COVERED IN FISH CRAP!!!

    OK, you get called out to a fish farm as a paramedic for some accident, you KNOW your day is going to be smelly. There’s just no other way around it. I feel bad for the triage unit at the hospital that had to take this smelly dude in and not wretch. Or, worse yet, the guy in the bed NEXT to him. I mean, he came in for his appendicitis…

    I wonder how much it costs to detail a rescue helicopter to get the smell out anyway.

  4. Dinana on said:

    you guys have too much time on your hands…

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