Paris Update: Time Served…?
Well, here’s a shocker…after a whopping 3 days in the pokey, Paris has been released to house arrest for “Medical Reasons.”
Ahh…sweet justice. 40 days confined to her multi-million dollar mansion, poor Princess Paris.
Also…don’t they have medical facilities in prison??? I can’t think of much that would do this bim better that some fifty-year-old prison nurse with a twenty-inch forearm and a long rubber glove, giving her a daily “heath evaluation.”
Of couse, again, this is Paris. She might be willing to stay in prison for that kind of treatment.
What REALLY goads me about this is that the sentencing judge specifically ruled that “she would not be allowed any work release, furloughs or use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail.”
I guess, if you got enough money, legal rulings are just so much quacking. (Okay, I already knew that!)
An MSNBC survey asks “How do you feel about Paris Hilton getting out of jail early?” to which 94% of responders (including myself) answered:
“It’s a joke. If it was me I’d still be sitting in there.”
I love her lawyer’s statement, ““She’s using this time to reflect on her life, to see what she can do to make the world better…”
Ummm…yeah. That’s Paris to a tee.
“Gee, how can I make the world a better place? I know! I’ll make another porn video!”
Too disgusted to to come up with any further sarcasm.
PS – Thanks Dinana for the update!