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Joke o’ the Day

GOOD-BYE  MOM
A  young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him  around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at  him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him  and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you  look so much like my late son”

He answered, “That’s okay.” 

“I know it’s silly, but if you’d call out “Good bye, Mom” as I leave  the store, it would make me feel so happy.”

She then went through  the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called  out, “Goodbye, Mom.”

The little old lady waved, and smiled back at  him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone’s  day, he went to pay for his groceries..

“That comes to $121.85,”  said the clerk.

“How come so much … I only bought 5 items..” 

The clerk replied, “Yeah, but your Mother said you’d be paying  for her things, too.”

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3 thoughts on “Joke o’ the Day

  1. lol thats an old one

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  3. Ok. Here is mine-snagged shamelessly from RD.

    What if there were no rhetorical questions?
    -Seinfeld

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